Have You Ever Been Bitten On The?...

Yeah, ass, ever been bitten on the ass? I can’t say that I have yet, but apparently on my last day off this past Friday, the teacher in my usual class room during the school week was bitten on the ass! Oh it was kinda funny to hear this story related to me after the fact by staff. Granted, Thursday wound up in several restraints in my class right at the end of the day. It was a shitty afternoon. Most afternoons are rough due to the teacher leaving at noon to take ASL classes. Yay-rah, glad you’re getting an education while we’re dealing with your class room in total chaos after lunch. It’s not so bad when there are the same two staff in the classroom every day. It makes for some kind of normalcy for the kids and helps the day run smoothly. Ding-ding-ding-DING! We have a winner! Ladies and gentlemen, consistency works! No really! I mean it! It actually works!

Of course, there’s one jerk-off in the mix that whenever he’s around me, he wants to undermine the consequences that I hand out to the little darlings. It basically tells the kids that they don’t have to listen to me if he’s around, because he’s gonna let them do whatever the fuck they want. Or better yet, if I am redirecting someone, he let’s them slide. Eh? WTF? The is the same smack-tard that once I finished with my paperwork and books, I was actually done by 3:00 PM today. I asked if there was anything anyone needed before I left. I got the smart ass remark of “Yeah, you can take out the garbage cuz I seem to get stuck with it every day it seems.” Whiney bastard with smartass sarcasm, that’s the last time I offer to help you out with anything. Ass-munch!

My Unit Coordinator, AKA, my immediate supervisor is pretty cool. My boss is cool! The old UC that I worked under with the girls is an ok person I guess, but he’s mainly a social nimrod when it comes to having a personality toward me. Perhaps I am being a bit harsh on the old UC, but the new UC has got it together and is not wound up so tight that coal dust could turn to diamonds in a day or two if you shoved it up his ass. I mean the new UC actually ensures that his staff gets a meal if they’re in the QR or something. Whereas the old UC withheld a meal on me on purpose because he didn’t think I should focus on eating while the girls were in the group room being obnoxious with their meal. Eh? Jerk.

It basically breaks down to this, my first day on the boys unit wasn’t nearly as bad as the first 3 hours as a staff member on the girls’ unit. Ugh. I got to know more about my unit team members in a half hour or so than in the 8 weeks working with the staff members on the girls’ unit. Eh? Things run a little differently there on the boys unit. It’s go with the flow yet keeps things in check. I can deal with that!

Other news! Got to go to Wisconsin and had a blast. Didn’t get Commode Huggin’ Drunk as much as I wanted to, but I had a lot of fun. In fact, I drank just enough to be giddy for several hours and have fun. :) YAY! The fencing was good and the weather was acceptable, even the torrential storm that cut some activities short on Saturday. The lake was also beautiful, pretty blue and clean. The peacocks were amusing. The peacocks were EVERYHWERE. The peacocks look strangley like komodo dragons from a distance out of the corner of your eye as they try to run across the street. It was a weird double take moment there and I hadn’t even been drinking at the time. Fun-fun! Here’s a link to some pictures of the event. http://nsgallery.melm.org/main.php/v/ARRGVI/ Enjoy! It’s time for me to jet here.

Tammolly~ Exhausted because the AC was broke at work today. :( Ugh

...So if I die today I'll be the happy phantom
And I'll go wearin' my naughties like a jewel
I'm still an angel to a girl who hates to sin…